Adidasex

For those who believe that the name ADIDAS comes from the name of the founder - ADI DASsler, couldn't be more "wrong". The name is an acronym for "All Day I Dream About Sport"or even better for "All Day I Dream About Sex". Actually this is a backronym, because it was made to mean something for the name already existing. ;)

Performance store

A good choice of words. Performance as in performance art, as in a show. But also performance like getting impressive results on lets say sports. So the expression makes me think of ballet but also running in the park and establishing a new record for you.